that has a corn maze today.

Peanut is afraid of corn.

She likes scary movies, but she is afraid of corn.

Weird.

Very weird.

So I was watching TV last night and I came across this show called, Whatever, Martha. Apparently Martha Stewart gave her daughter, Alexis, and her friend, Jennifer, access to some of her old TV episodes. The pair then proceed to criticize clips from the shows. It’s sort of like Mystery Science Theater 3000 for the Martha Stewart Living show. I was so fascinated, I could not look away.

Then I imagined what it would be like if my best friend and I spent a half hour making fun of video clips of my mother. Screaming at people through clenched jaws and swearing would make up a better part of the half hour, followed by us making fun of the way she snores on the couch. Come on, ET, you need to go to my mom’s house and video tape her so we can criticize it when I come to visit! It’ll be so much fun!

And speaking of the Martha Stewart Show, Peanut happened to catch her Halloween special. She would not let me change the channel. “What’s the lady doing, Mommy. Oooh, that’s scary.” I don’t know if the obsession is with Martha or Halloween. This is a child who reads the phone book and likes to wear mittens and winter boots in the summer. It just may be an obsession with Martha.

Isn’t karma a bitch?

Sarah Palin sounds like the police chief from Fargo?

and SO, SO, SO TIRED! Baby is great, 3 weeks old today. Little guy has a hollow leg, he’s ALWAYS eating. He started off at 7 lbs 9 oz and now he’s almost 9 pounds. He’s hungry now…